Blurb:
They move like shadows through the night… when they aren’t tripping over the furniture. Porn stars, holy emissaries, demons, and even just plain humans—ninjas come in all forms and from all kinds of Hell in this erotically charged comedic Wilde City anthology. Whether it’s the world of second-rate television, fluttering ninja stars, obsessions over a bronzy-olive toned soldier, or magic backsides, your authorial guides will take you where few readers have ever dared to go… without protection.
Butt Ninjas from Hell: You’ll Never Hear Them Coming!
Featuring…
Clean Up on Aisle Me! by Shae Connor
Sheathing His Sword by JP Barnaby
Twink Ninja Tiger, Flaxen Buns Of Fury by Kage Alan
Twerk It by Ally Blue
Hell Is Where The Heart Is by Eden Winters
Ninja, Vanish! by Kiernan Kelly
The Soldier And The Vagabond by Jevocas Green
A Ninja Walks Into A Bar by T.C. Blue
Release date: April 16, 2014
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Guestpost :
Butt Ninjas from Hell and Other Crazy Ideas
By Kiernan Kelly
A wise old woman once said, “Grasshopper, never go to a GLBTQ Science Fiction/Fantasy convention and sit on a panel with authors for a serious debate on the evolution of gay literature and believe you will NOT end up writing a story for an anthology called Butt Pirates in Space.”
Okay, so no one ever said that. Until now. I’m saying it, because it totally happened that way.
Two years ago, I sat on a very highbrow, intellectual panel on the evolution of gay literature (or a topic very similar) with several talented, educated, enlightened authors, including Kage Alan, T.C. Blue, Shae Connor, Angelia Sparrow, and myself.
The panel went fine. Everyone was very courteous, conscientious, and offered valid, knowledgeable opinions on the subject. With great finesse and class, we discussed fine works of GLBTQ literature, and where we believed the genre was headed in the future.
Until the very last five minutes of the panel.
Then it was as if someone simultaneously pulled the sticks out of our collective asses, and we collapsed like popped balloons into a snorting, giggling, clump of author ridiculousness. It was then that someone – I can’t remember who – said something about butt pirates, which, of course, instantly equated in my twisted mind to the Muppet’s skit, Pigs in Space (don’t ask me how – I haven’t gotten that far in my therapy sessions yet), and I lifted my arm in a grand, sweeping gesture and added “IN SPACE!”
At which point, someone – it might have been me, but I prefer to blame Kage – said, “We need to write an anthology called Butt Pirates in Space!”
And here’s the really crazy part — we actually did it.
Now, that sort of thing comes along once in a lifetime, right? I mean, no serious author would allow themselves to be drawn into writing for a second anthology along the same goofy lines, would they?
Um…yeah. About that…
This year, along with most of the original authors – Kage Alan, Shae Connor, T.C. Blue, and myself, we’re joined by extremely talented JP Barnaby, Eden Winters, Ally Blue, and Jevocas Green for a second go-round in what’s shaping up to be the funniest, most tongue-in-cheek, crazy-ass series ever to come out of a convention.
Butt Ninjas from Hell.
Yes, you read that correctly. Each story in this anthology features gay ninjas and some sort of hellish component. All the stories are amusing, some are scorching hot, and every one will make you wonder what in the blue Hell we were drinking when we were on that panel.
All I can say is that I had a fantastic time working with all the authors, and with the folks at Wilde City Press, and can’t wait to figure out what sort of mischief we can create with the next book in the series! What will it be? Butt Gardeners from Cincinnati? Butt Vikings from Valhalla? Butt Bikers from Sturgis? We’ll all just have to wait and see.
Kiernan Kelly Bio:
KiernanKelly@KiernanKelly.com
Kiernan Kelly lives in the wilds of the alligator-infested U.S. Southeast, slathered in SPF 45, drinking tropical, hi-octane concoctions served by thong-clad cabana boys.
Actually, the truth is that she spends her time locked in the dark recesses of her office, writing gay erotica while chained to a temperamental laptop, drinking coffee, and dreaming about thong-clad cabana boys.
Sigh.
To date, Kiernan has thirteen novels and a plethora of novellas and short stories available in both print and e-format.
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Gotta get this! The title alone is worth the money!
LMAO on the title alone…….can’t wait to see what’s inside!
This sounds like too much fun. I am looking forward to all the laughs!
Holy craph that’s funny! For the next one, my vote is for Butt Bikers from Sturgis.
This sounds like just what I need!
I saw this on someone’s blog and it sounded hilarious. I didn’t realize it was for real. Looking forward to reading it.
Sounds like a hilarious read! Butt Vikings from Valhalla sounds like it would be a good title 😀