Top Rodeo Loves
Hey y’all. I’m BA Tortuga, resident redneck and lover of all things rodeo.
Since I’ve started my new series, Rainbow Rodeo, I’ve been doing a lot of remembering all the things I love about rodeo. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there’s precious little I don’t love, but I’m talking about my top ten.
Barrel racers – I mean, come on y’all, beautiful girls, beautiful horses, speed. This is a lesbian’s wet dream. 😉
Bullriding – I love the bull riders, little adrenaline junkies with more balls than sense.
Bareback riding – These sons of bitches are crazy and the reason Blue Emu was created. 😉
Saddle broncs – Less crazy, but not by much…
Calf scrambles – I did this. Picture this – 50 teenagers, 50 ropes, 10 calves. First 10 to rope their calves and get them over the line get to keep them. (No, I never won at this. I’m a shit roper.)
Mutton bustin’ – four year olds cowboying up and riding a sheep. This shit makes my ovaries hurt.
Safety men – Again, horses, cowboys, ropes, all working their asses off.
Bull fighters – These guys are my heroes. Cowboy protection is a calling and I have nothing but love.
Old cowboys – My favorites are the ones that assume there’s no way the tattooed lesbian knows rodeo. I love the shock, then the way I immediately become family when I open my mouth.
Cowboy calisthenics – Picture this: pretty cowboys in Wranglers stretching on the chutes. This is pure porn. 😉
Much love, y’all.
BA
Rainbow Rodeo
As a teenager, Dalton Jakoby made Tank an offer—one Tank turned down gently. It was still embarrassing as hell, so when Tank returns to the Jakoby Rodeo Company after a big-time bull riding tour, Dalton decides polite but distant is the best course of action.
Tank is hurting from some tough injuries and ready for a lighter workload. He’s also ready to admit Dalton is an adult now, one he wants to get to know much better. While Dalton’s past makes him suspicious of Tank’s attention, he can’t stay standoffish for long… not with Tank.
The new romance burns hot, but problems inside and outside the arena threaten what Tank and Dalton might have together.
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Texan to the bone and an unrepentant Daddy’s Girl, BA Tortuga spends her days with her basset hounds and her beloved wife, texting her sisters, and eating Mexican food. When she’s not doing that, she’s writing. She spends her days off watching rodeo, knitting and surfing Pinterest in the name of research. BA’s personal saviors include her wife, Julia Talbot and coffee. Lots of coffee. Really good coffee.
Having written everything from fist-fighting rednecks to hard-core cowboys to werewolves, BA does her damnedest to tell the stories of her heart, which was raised in Northeast Texas, but has heard the call of the high desert and lives in the Sandias. With books ranging from hard-hitting GLBT romance, to fiery menages, to the most traditional of love stories, BA refuses to be pigeon-holed by anyone but the voices in her head.
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