Reviewed by Becca
TITLE: The Castle of Count Shagula
SERIES: Tales of Monsterotica #1
AUTHOR: Justin MacCormack
PUBLISHER: Deep Desires Press
LENGTH: 49 Pages
RELEASE DATE: July 18, 2017
High in the Transylvanian mountains looms Castle Shagula, the home of an infamous vampiric count with a thirst for the life fluid of young men. And Jonathan Woodcock is on his way there!
Stay beside Jonathan as he explores the terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the horrors that go bang in the night. Can he can survive Count Shagula’s seductive attempts to get after his own different sort of life fluid? Witness as Jonathan works to uncover the mysteries at the heart of THE CASTLE OF COUNT SHAGULA. (It isn’t mysterious at all, really. It’s sex. Lots and lots of sex.)
I knew when I read the title of this little novella it was going to be a humorous mess! It was so cheesy, I was cracking up laughing through the whole thing. So if you want something goofy, cheesy and full of sex then this is for you.
Jonathan Woodcock (the name lol. I know) was on his way from England to the Transylvanian mountains and to the castle of Count Shagula for business. Before he gets there he stops at a local inn, where he is warned not to continue because he will become a slave of the Count. A slave of sex. He is also asked that if he does choose go there, to help free the slaves that are already there. So Jonathan agrees. From the time he gets there the Count is doing his best to seduce him and get him to bed, but Jonathan is shy and nervous. Of course he cannot resist the Count. But there is a twist. Does he free the slaves? Read and find out!
Jonathan, bless his heart, is naive and shy and very horny. Seems like every turn he takes he almost gets himself off but something happens and he’s stuck. Until he gets to the castle. The Count puts him through the wringer eventually. Blow jobs, menages and tentacles oh my! However he’s there to do a job and he does his best to try and conduct his business. But the Count derails that. So he realizes what he must do. He has to be brave and resist (yeah right lol) all the sex and do what he was asked to do.
What a little story! So cheesy. I cannot get past that. I knew it would be a sex thing but it was just so goofy lol. The good thing is we all need a laugh with sex sometimes. Happy reading.