Ladies, ladies, ladies…it surprises me how little you know about men, and especially gay men.
Let me explain a few things to you about men in general here: they either get you or they don’t. It really is that simple. If they are into you, then you’ll get a second date. Even if they aren’t all that into you, you may get a second date because they want into your pants. Gay men, well sex can often happen before the first date, so that should clue you in a bit.
Now, gay men are no different with the exception that if they are really into you, and the sex is good, that next date might involve a moving van. Yep. There is that insta-love thing that y’all are always complaining about. Does it always last? Well, of course not, but often times it does.
Men in general really know what they want, once they get it. Guys are very basic animals. They go by all their senses, whether they realize it or not. Touch, smell, taste and hearing. Smell is one of the big ones. If a guy tells you he really likes the way you smell, he’ll throw wood really fast. I’m tellin’ you now, those pheromones are a major player if a guy is into you. Hearing is another major player. You can almost hypnotize a guy with a sing-song voice, if he likes the way you sound. His eyes will glaze over and his mouth will water. That’s when to go in for the kill.
My sister used sight to nab her husband. That man didn’t even know what hit him when she bent over and let that cleavage do all the talking. If that wasn’t enough, she turned around, dropped something and bent over. That man was done right then and there and that was the first date. At that point it was up to her whether they continued with a relationship or not. Had she put out on that first date, he’d have moved in with her. HE told me that himself. Insta-straight-love. Yep, men are basically animals, pigs to be exact.
Taste…Now there is another biggie. Yeah, he wants you to taste good, but give that man a slab of meat, cooked just the way he likes it and bingo… you got another winner. Throw him a few visuals of who is cooking that meat, and he’s a goner.
Sex: gay men like sex. They like a lot of sex. If they get it once a day they are quite happy. More than once a day and they’ll be doing the Snoopy Happy Dance, most all the time. Remember, men are basically pigs. Most gay men will enjoy all kinds of sexual activities. Hell, it’s fun. It can be serious all out fucking, or sweet and tender and then all out fucking. They can laugh, grunt or just play around with it. It is one of the biggest sports around after all.
Yes, of course gay men are different from straight guys in that they to tend to be a bit on the artsy side…well most of them, but not all. I have a friend, Allan, who I questioned if he was actually gay or not. His color wheel was every shade of white you could image. Man couldn’t pick out colors to save his life. He couldn’t even manage to put flowers in a vase without it looking like something the cat threw up. However, I knew he was gay when I saw him suck cock. Yep, he is gay, but so, so challenged, bless his heart. But I digress…
There are many gay men who will say, “Oh, I’m not like that. I’m in touch with my feminine side.” Yeah, whatever. Deep down, they are pigs too. I have a saying: “Feed ‘em, fuck ‘em and put ‘em to bed.” If you manage to keep them there till morning, give them a cup of coffee and a blow job… watch out. They’ll be showing up with a moving van the next day. Just sayin’.
There are the exceptions though. The diehard anti-relationship guys. Even then, they can be had, if you want them. Most of the time however, you really don’t want those. They can be demanding as hell and get on your nerves. Now, if you’re into being submissive and like being the 1950’s Suzy-Homemaker, steer clear of these types. If you are, then go for it.
So, ladies, quit trying to project your Venus side onto your Mars guys, gay or straight. We’re a totally different breed. And when you start to poo-poo that insta-love thing, just remember that men are pigs and go with it, but for god’s sake, quit complaining about it.
Max Vos is a classically trained chef with over 30 years of food service experience. After retiring in 2011, Max found himself with time on his hands and was urged to turn his talents to writing. ‘Cooking English’, a short story, was his first published work, and since then Ravenous Romance have published five more of his short stories. His first novel, P.O.W. was released October, 2013 with MLR Press. His second novel, My Hero was a best seller and has just been recently been released in French.
You will find everything in a Max Vos story. From sweet and sexy, even raunchy, to powerful, raw and gritty—something for all tastes.
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His Latest Release Going Home can be found
TITLE: Going Home
AUTHOR: Max Vos
PUBLISHER: Self Published ( Max Vos publications)
LENGTH: 128 Pages
WARNING: Contains materials for ADULTS only. If you have any reason to think that you cannot or will not tolerate any type of mature subject matter, please do not continue. If you have any issues with any type of taboo, or what you may consider taboo material, please do not read. If you have a closed mind about any sexual activities whatsoever, please put this book down or delete it now. If you truly believe that love is love, then by all means, continue. Journalist Carter Roberts was required to interview Carl Foltz and Matt Evans for an article on their lives. It was not an assignment he relished: he just wanted to get there, get it done and get out. Thinking about the subject matter made his stomach churn. The interview reveals as much about himself as about the two men, and for the first time, Carter learns what a real home feels like. He never would have expected that meeting the two men would change his way of thinking – and his life – forever.