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It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien by Chloe Archer
Tentacular Tales Series, Book 1
A sexy alien living incognito on Earth meets a sci-fi loving nerd who wants to rock his universe. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the unexpected tentacles and the accidental Mating Courtship Ritual, that is….
RIVER SULLIVAN
As a bona fide sci-fi nerd and total X-phile—the truth is out there—I’ve always believed in aliens. Duh. But I never thought I’d actually find them on Earth–let alone right here in Las Vegas! Now I’ve stumbled onto a big freakin’ secret and found my very own hot AF alien. I’m head over heels, but he’s being a total grump and holding back. How do I make him realize a geeky sunshine guy like me is just what he needs in his life? Did I mention he also has tentacles?!?! #HolyHentaiFantasyBatman #SwoonworthyAlien #SignMeUpSugar #MakeItSo #VivaLasVegas
KAI GENARO
The last thing I need in my life is a chatterbox twink who’s determined to woo me and could expose the secret existence of aliens on Earth to all humankind. Everything about him annoys me, including his stupidly attractive halo of golden curls and his bright green ‘come hither’ eyes. To make matters worse, he’s been recruited to work for the alien Alliance on Earth, and I’m assigned to keep him out of trouble. I don’t care how attractive he is. I don’t date humans! Except, my tentacles may have accidentally started the Mating Courtship Ritual with him…
It’s Not Unusual to be Loved by an Alien (Tentacular Tales #1) is an (102,000 words) M/M sci-fi rom com featuring an adorkable twink with unexpected secrets and a slight obsession with extraterrestrials, the reluctant alien he wants to make his boo, tentacles with a mind of their own, zany extraterrestrial shenanigans in Sin City, and enough humor to fill an entire spaceship. This is the first book in the series. There is no cheating, and this book ends with a HFN. Never fear, the series guarantees readers an HEA by the end!
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My holoscreen opens the bookmarked site, and I shiver in anticipation as the splash page opens to a dark background with the title, The Tentacular Tales of Captain Starblade in large neon-green font. With a flick of my wrist, I make my way to the entries page and find the latest post, the newest installment of the ongoing serial I, like just about every other alien in the galaxy, am addicted to.
Although I’ll never admit it to another person. Ever.
My palms are sweaty. The last installment ended on a spectacular cliffhanger, and I haven’t been able to read the newest chapter since it was released nearly a week ago. Usually, I tune in for the latest chapter as soon as it comes out, but work’s been crazy lately.
Bouncing my foot with excitement, I begin to read.
Ch. 127
“Damn you, Vardox! Release me, you swine!”
The evil Lord Vardox, ruler of the Masnoks, smirked with far too much pleasure as he watched Starblade struggle against the zinothium-plated restraints holding him firmly in place. The notorious human captain was once more in his clutches and at his mercy. There was no escape for him this time.
“Oh, I think not, my dear captain. I have not chased you halfway across the galaxy to let you go now. I plan to savor this exquisite delight.”
Starblade glared at him, blue eyes blazing and expression defiant. “I will escape, Vardox. And I shall have my revenge!”
Vardox grinned. “Brave words, my foolish captain.”
Starblade continued to hold Vardox’s gaze, not even a quiver of fear evident. It instantly made Vardox hard. His delectable captain was such a strong-willed and defiant man. He looked forward to breaking him.
“I will not give you the coordinates to the Beninu ship’s location,” Starblade declared, his expression steely. “They are beyond your nefarious reach now.”
Vardox leaned forward and ran a claw-tipped finger down the handsome captain’s ruddy cheek. “So, stubborn, my sweet. It is a human trait I find oddly…tantalizing.”
Starblade’s breath hitched, just barely, and Vardox felt a thrill race through his tentacles.
“And why’s that?”
Vardox licked his lips and leaned closer. “Because it makes me want to bend you to my will.”
Fire kindled in Starblade’s eyes. “You underestimate humans at your own peril.”
“I think not, captain.” Vardox ran his hand down the man’s heaving chest, slowly unbuttoning his shirt to reveal the gloriously bronzed skin beneath it. “Soon you won’t be thinking about defiance. You won’t be thinking about escape. You will be too overwhelmed by pleasure.”
Starblade’s confident expression began to waver.
Vardox stepped back, opening his crimson cloak to reveal the many red-hued tentacles lying hidden behind it. They undulated with obvious excitement.
“My dear captain. You will become a slave to pleasure as I teach you the ways of Masnok mating.”
Starblade paled before his face grew purple with fury. “How dare you! You son of a Xetherian whore! I will never submit to you.”
“Now, now, captain. Name calling is decidedly beneath you.” He pressed closer, tentacles reaching out to tear off his captive’s clothing. “Shall we begin?”
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About the Author:
Chloe Archer writes M/M sci-fi and paranormal rom coms with laugh-out-loud humor because she’s all about bringing the funny-sexy back. Oh, yeah!
She currently calls Minnesota home but has lived abroad in places like Montreal, Edinburgh, and Tokyo. She’s hoping to relocate to Scotland permanently in the next few years if the stars align.
Chloe is a fur mama to two adorable Yorkies, Jasper and Teddy, and she loves them in a crazy dog mama kind of way. When she isn’t busy writing, she enjoys visiting friends and family, traveling, reading, binge-watching movies and TV shows, and practicing her karaoke skills. She does a mean cover of Pat Benatar and Cher, or so she’s been told.
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