Love Bytes 7 Year Celebration: Guess the Quotes & Giveaway

 

We’ve prepared another game for you.

Below are 10 quotes and we are wondering which books they came from and the author who wrote it.

“It’s from a Detective Smitten from Blissville.” A smile spread across my face as I wondered what the hell Gabe was doing. “He wants to know what you’re doing for the rest of your life?” “Huh?”

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Laurent could inspire homicidal tendencies simply by breathing.

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Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!

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“I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit,” I said. “I’m a wizard. I have quests.”
“Uh, you’re an apprentice,” Gary said. “And you’re sent on errands.”

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“You’d think they’d come up with a better headline. How did they miss a pun about being a gay tight end?”
“At least he isn’t a wide receiver.”

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Guy with a gun, I’m your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it’s every steak for himself.

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There aren’t laws for emotions, Tristan. There isn’t a magical timeframe where it’s okay to fall in love with someone or okay to fall out of it. Emotions don’t play by rules. That’s what makes them so incredible.

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“I’d blow someone for a valium,” I said in Jacob’s ear.
“Maybe he’s got one… but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”

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I’m a thirty-something gay man with a dodgy heart. I sell books for a living. Who wants to read about that?

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“The guy you’ve been seeing, the one you were all so secret-squirrel about, was my dad?” Cooper nodded. “Yes.” “Oh, fucking hell,” Ryan squeaked. “The one you said sucked dick like a Dyson?”

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Send your answers to [email protected] and have a chance to win either

A paperback of Finding the One by Nell Iris (shipped ww)

 

or an ecopy of the Heavyloads series by JJ Harper (3 books)

HeavyLoad! Series

 

 

 

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