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Below are 10 quotes and we are wondering which books they came from and the author who wrote it.

“It’s from a Detective Smitten from Blissville.” A smile spread across my face as I wondered what the hell Gabe was doing. “He wants to know what you’re doing for the rest of your life?” “Huh?”

Laurent could inspire homicidal tendencies simply by breathing.

Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!

“I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit,” I said. “I’m a wizard. I have quests.”
“Uh, you’re an apprentice,” Gary said. “And you’re sent on errands.”

“You’d think they’d come up with a better headline. How did they miss a pun about being a gay tight end?”
“At least he isn’t a wide receiver.”

Guy with a gun, I’m your man. Big white tiger with teeth, it’s every steak for himself.

There aren’t laws for emotions, Tristan. There isn’t a magical timeframe where it’s okay to fall in love with someone or okay to fall out of it. Emotions don’t play by rules. That’s what makes them so incredible.

“I’d blow someone for a valium,” I said in Jacob’s ear.
“Maybe he’s got one… but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”

I’m a thirty-something gay man with a dodgy heart. I sell books for a living. Who wants to read about that?

“The guy you’ve been seeing, the one you were all so secret-squirrel about, was my dad?” Cooper nodded. “Yes.” “Oh, fucking hell,” Ryan squeaked. “The one you said sucked dick like a Dyson?”

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