Reviewed by Becca
TITLE: Tales of Monsterotica: Anthology Collection Book 1
SERIES: Tales of Monsterotica #1-3
AUTHOR: Justin MacCormack
PUBLISHER: Deep Desires Press
LENGTH: 188 pages
RELEASE DATE: March 27, 2018
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When the budding and sexually-repressed young accountant Jonathan Woodcock was sent to the distant lands of Transylvania, he expected only a dull and uneventful trip. Instead, he began a series of erotic adventures that would see him go up against the greatest monsters of history!
Travel with Jonathan as he explores the kinky terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the vampiric Count who lusts after a different sort of life fluid! Watch as poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the crazed Doctor Wankenstein and the rump-pounding terror of the scientist’s home-built hunk! Shriek in fear as young Mr Woodcock comes face-to-crotch with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge!
OVERALL REVIEW:
These books are just as funny to me now as they were the first time. Only this time I’m getting to read book 3 as well. And oh my word. So FUNNY. It’s just classically cheesy and full of fun and sex. So much sex.
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TITLE: The Castle of Count Shagula
SERIES: Tales of Monsterotica #1
AUTHOR: Justin MacCormack
PUBLISHER: Deep Desires Press
LENGTH: 48 pages
RELEASE DATE: July 18, 2017
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A tale of warped sexual desires, twisted comedy and frantic naughtiness. Come, travel with the young Jonathan Woodcock to the distant realms of Transylvania, where he encounters a sinister vampire, the aristocratic Count Shagula, last in a long line of great shaggers.
Witness as poor Jonathan experiences the terrors and horrors that go bang in the night, and finds out just what mysteries lurk at the heart of THE CASTLE OF COUNT SHAGULA (hint, it’s sex. Lots of sex)
REVIEW:
Rereading this story is just as funny as it was to me the first time. It’s so cheesy and hilarious. I just love it.
Jonathan Woodcock (the name lol. I know) was on his way from England to the Transylvanian mountains and to the castle of Count Shagula for business. Before he gets there he stops at a local inn, where he is warned not to continue because he will become a slave of the Count. A slave of sex. He is also asked that if he does choose go there, to help free the slaves that are already there. So Jonathan agrees. From the time he gets there the Count is doing his best to seduce him and get him to bed, but Jonathan is shy and nervous. Of course he cannot resist the Count. But there is a twist. Does he free the slaves? Read and find out!
Still naive and innocent, Jonathan is up to his eyeballs in trouble. This book is so funny with the reread. If you want the first review, it’s on the website. After reading it again, I had to go up a star though. I laughed so hard.
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TITLE: The Madness of Doctor Wankenstein
SERIES: Tales of Monsterotica #2
AUTHOR: Justin MacCormack
PUBLISHER: Deep Desires Press
LENGTH: 50 pages
RELEASE DATE: October 24, 2017
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When young Jonathan Woodcock escaped the evil Count Shagula, he hoped that his days of sexual bondage would be over. Not so fast, Mister Woodcock!
Meet Doctor Wankenstein, the greatest scientist of the age! In this tale of warped sexual desires, twisted comedy, and frantic naughtiness, poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the doctor. Witness his ultimate plans for Jonathan, and discover just what gets the muscle-bound hunk of a monster up in the morning, in THE MADNESS OF DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN.
(Hint, it’s a really big wang. Huge, really huge!)
REVIEW:
When I read the first book, I laughed all through it. Not to detract from the writing. The author is actually a good writer. But these stories are so funny and cheesy and silly. So when I saw this one, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to read it, but I was so drawn just to find out what happened in this book, I just had to. And I laughed through this one just as much. The author has a weird way of twisting these stories into such goofy erotic humor.
Jonathan Woodcock (the name still kills me) is back and is in trouble again. Just when you think he’s finally ok after Shagula, he gets himself mixed up with a mad scientist who is putting a monster (who is extremely hot) together and using his semen and sex to wake him up. So Jonathan gets the job of wanking this monster off with a cock the size of his arm to wake the monster and let him live. And semen gives the monster strength. After the monster is awakened, the doctor locks him up and the monster wants to be free. So Jonathan helps free the monster. But the monster is stealing even more body parts, to give himself another cock and a better ass and other good attributes. And Jonathan knows he has to stop the doctor and his monster. When the chance arrives, he takes it and then flees hoping to go back home to his parents and start over. But the ship he thinks he’s on for home is actually headed somewhere else and I think Jonathan is going to get into more trouble.
Jonathan’s poor name gets me giggling before I even start. I know. I’m a perv. I feel like a teen laughing at all the penis puns, but it’s funny! Well this one is loaded up with sex, sex, sex too. Jonathan thinks he’s taking on a job for a scientist when he answered an ad in the paper. And he is alright. For a mad scientist with sex on the brain. His first encounter with the Dr has him getting shocked and having his own penis grow to the size of his arm. Right then if it was me, I would have ran out the door lol. But then we wouldn’t have had a silly story. So our naive Mr. Woodcock, stays and helps him to bring this monster he’s created to life. And again, I would have ran. Especially after seeing the monster cock that monster was sporting, lol. Bless little Jonathan’s heart though, he still a little sex fiend and can’t resist using both hands and his mouth to awaken that beautiful creature. I feel for the creature though. Because he remembers what things were supposed to be like before he was sewn together. And he’s sad because no one is nice to him except Jonathan. But when Jonathan doesn’t return his love the way he wants, he knows it’s time to just give up. Especially when he’s been stealing parts he shouldn’t have been. And I’m kinda sad for him. Even monsters deserve love.
If you are looking for a good sex filled story that will make you giggle like a school kid at the names and at walking penises, this is the book for you. It’s just a lighthearted read to break the monotony of all the seriousness for me. Something to give a good laugh and yet be sexy.
The reread is still just as funny.
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TITLE: The Curse of the Mummy’s Wang
SERIES: Tales of Monsterotica #3
AUTHOR: Justin MacCormack
PUBLISHER: Deep Desires Press
LENGTH: 51 pages
RELEASE DATE: January 30, 2018
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Deep in the Egyptian sands lurks the lost pyramid of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, known throughout history for his bountiful lusts but lost to the mists of time. Or is it? Because who else would unearth the tomb but Jonathan Woodcock, infamous up-and-coming monster shagger!
Witness Jonathan’s rump-pounding adventures as he delves deep into the darkest places, wrestles with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and comes face-to-crotch with the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge. Will Jonathan ever be able to overcome THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY’S WANG? (No, he won’t, he’ll end up having a lot of sex with it!)
REVIEW:
Pharoah Gotabigun. Oh my gah. I about choked myself laughing at this one. The names this author comes up with alone are such brilliance. I feel like a teenager laughing at the word penis or something every five seconds. The talk of the hieroglyphics, the staff called the Wang….oh yah. I laughed so hard.
And of course there’s lots of sex. Jonathan is still trying to get home to England. To make enough money for the journey. He found a job with an excavation site, trying to find Pharoah Gotabigun and his treasure. What no one knows is there is a direct priest defendant wanting the Pharoah raised for power. To rule the world. Jonathan realizes the only way to defeat this Pharoah and put him back in his coffin, is to outsex him. He does, but the priest escape as they figure out who it is. And there is more sinister stuff going on that Jonathan knows nothing about. And his trip getting home is going to be even longer.
At least as the series has moved on, Jonathan is losing his naivety. Of course, at much as he’s been pounded by every monster under the sun while fighting for his life, tends to make you a little different. But his series is still full of lots and lots of sex and funny as hell. It’s just been an erotic comedy that is lighthearted fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute.
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