Hi, I’m JL Merrow, and I’m delighted to be here today as part of the blog tour to celebrate the release of Lock Nut, the fifth of my MM mysteries in the Plumber’s Mate Mystery Series. In Lock Nut, a simple hunt for a missing husband turns into a chase after a murderer when a body turns up in a local canal—and slightly psychic plumber Tom Paretski ends up with his face on TV as the prime suspect! Meanwhile, wedding bells are ringing all over the place…
Lost in Antiquity
Lock Nut has, as one of its settings, an upmarket antique shop, the workplace of the hapless murder victim.
Many people love antiques. In a throwaway age, it’s good to find something that was built to last, in an age where quality and craftsmanship were valued over profitability. Antique shops and fairs can make for fascinating browsing, where you might find gadgets which have outlived their purpose—or alternatively are ripe for rediscovery.
Victorian skirt lifters, for example, definitely appeal to my steampunk side. But nipple shields made of lead? While I can certainly sympathise with mothers in a bygone age who found breastfeeding painful and difficult, it’s rather horrifying to think of them innocently poisoning their infants.
What exactly is an antique? Well, it depends. Traditionally, to be an antique, an object has to be of collectible value and at least 100 years old. In the USA, the Tariff Act of 1930 defined antiques as art objects and other collectibles produced before 1830—which, conveniently, as well as being 100 years prior to the Act, was also roughly the time when mass production started in the USA. There are exceptions to this—cars, for instance.
In practical terms, an antique is really just something old and reasonably rare that someone’s willing to pay money for. And now we get to the nitty-gritty. Many craftsmen of old would be astonished to find how much money their products are worth to the modern collector.
The BBC’s Antiques Roadshow, itself almost an antique at 40 years old, is a sedate show that turns valuing antiques into reality TV. Obviously what everyone involved hopes for is that the dusty old thing found in Granny’s attic turns out to be worth a fortune, and there have been a few of those over the years: paintings by Van Dyck, Alma Tadema, Orpen and even Beatrix Potter have been unearthed, and all were valued at several hundred thousand pounds. Other highlights have included a plant pot from the owner’s front room (later sold for £560,000), a Faberge brooch worth a cool million pounds, and John F Kennedy’s leather jacket, which he left with an ex girlfriend (valued at up to £300,000).
Could it be time to clear out that attic?
Question: Do you love browsing in antiques shops & markets? Or is it brand, spanking new all the way for you?
About Lock Nut
Still waters run deadly.
Tom Paretski, plumber with a talent for finding hidden things, and his private investigator fiancé Phil Morrison have been hired to locate a runaway husband, Jonathan Parrot. The job seems simple enough—until their quarry turns up dead in a canal, and a photofit of Tom’s face is splashed all over the news, making him chief suspect.
The widow, petite ex–porn star Lilah Lovett, is convinced her husband was killed by his gay lover, but Tom and Phil aren’t so sure. Worried they may have precipitated Jonathan’s death, they’re determined to find the real killer. But with a web of incestuous ties linking the suspects, it’s hard to know who to trust. Especially when a second victim dies a gruesome death.
Meanwhile, with their wedding looming and them sharing a house now, Tom’s worried it may all be too much, too fast. The last thing he needs are the mixed messages Phil seems to be sending out. They’ll need to get back on the same track if they want to make it to their honeymoon together—and alive.
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About The Plumber’s Mate Mysteries
A plumber with a hidden talent and an ex–school bully who’s trying to atone for his past. This unlikely crime-solving duo could be the worst thing that’s ever happened to the murderers of rural Hertfordshire, England.
All his life, cheeky plumber Tom Paretski’s had a sixth sense for finding hidden things. Mostly it’s brought him nothing but grief, but ever since tall, blond, and broody Phil Morrison stomped back into his life, Tom’s been using his psychic talents to track down killers. He’s shocked to find himself falling for the man he used to hate.
Phil’s an ex-cop turned private investigator who can’t forgive himself for the pain he caused Tom in their shared schooldays—especially his part in an accident which left Tom with a lasting limp. Finally able to face up to his feelings for Tom, Phil’s determined to make amends. Just as long as the murderers who won’t stop crossing their path don’t rob him of the chance to do so for good.
The path of their investigations may not run any smoother than their love life, but with the help (and hindrance) of a motley crew of friends and family—including the world’s campest campanologist and his ex–porn star lover—with any luck Tom and Phil will continue to get their man.
Publisher’s note: Each book in this series stands alone as a murder mystery, but the series as a whole follows Tom and Phil’s romantic journey from enemies to lovers, and beyond. It’s recommended, but not essential, to read the books in order.
JL Merrow is that rare beast, an English person who refuses to drink tea. She read Natural Sciences at Cambridge, where she learned many things, chief amongst which was that she never wanted to see the inside of a lab ever again.
She writes (mostly) contemporary gay romance and mysteries, and is frequently accused of humour. Two of her novels have won Rainbow Awards for Romantic Comedy (Slam!, 2013 and Spun!, 2017) and several of her books have been EPIC Awards finalists, including Muscling Through, Relief Valve (the Plumber’s Mate Mysteries) and To Love a Traitor.
JL Merrow is a member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association, International Thriller Writers, Verulam Writers and the UK GLBTQ Fiction Meet organising team.
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To celebrate the release of Lock Nut, JL Merrow is giving away a $10 Amazon gift card! Leave a comment with your contact info to enter the contest. Entries close at midnight, Eastern time, on May 19, 2018. Contest is NOT restricted to U.S. entries. Thanks for following along, and don’t forget to leave your contact info!
I’m not exactly fond of going to the market, be it antics or brand new. When the need rise and I’m “forced” to browse, I might find design of antics item to my liking but will trying to find something similar in a newish condition. Does that make sense, lol.
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I can totally understand liking something for its design aesthetics, but not for its age. 🙂
I love shopping antiques. Mostly the furniture. The craftsmanship is just amazing, and all the details! I love imagining the snippets of life these items have seen and the hands that have loved them and touched them before me. Of course, I love history, as well, so it kind of goes together. And then, finding items that you have no idea what they are, and trying to figure it out. That;s fun too.
Yes, antique furniture is a far cry from Ikea flatpacks, no matter how practical they may be! And I love how items you have to puzzle out give you a glimpse into how people lived in the past. 🙂
Antiques not so much since I grew up with them. Now I’m more into a minimalistic lifestyle with very little clutter unless it has sentimental value.
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Oh, well done on de-cluttering. I’m terrible about hanging onto stuff just in case I might want to use it one day!
I like browsing, period. Especially thrift stores because I love a bargain.
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Yep – it’s the thrill of the chase! 😉
I love browsing any kind of market, I’m always looking for some lost treasure… I’ve actually found really interesting old books in second hand shops and markets… I even bought one written in Sanskrit. God knows I will never read it… LOL!
Congrats on the release. I do love Phil and Tom
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Sometimes it’s just like that, isn’t it? You see something, and you know you don’t need it and probably won’t ever use it – but you still have to have it because it’s to beautiful! 😉
I love browsing antique markets especially if they include vintage jewelry as well as furniture. I am excited to read this book. The Plumber’s Mate series is one of my absolute favorites. Thanks for the giveaway.
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Oh, I love vintage jewellery. I may be slightly addicted to silver filigree! 😉
And thank you! <3
I am not a big shopper for anything. I do what I must.
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That’s a very healthy attitude to have, and one I strive for in vain! 😉
I’m not much of a shopper unless it’s books I’m shopping for of course. I’ve never seen the appeal of antiques.
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How about antique books? 😉
I love just wandering around markets especially antique markets. You can find some of the neatest and weirdest things.
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And isn’t it fantastic, that moment when you spot the perfect thing you had no idea you were looking for? 🙂
I guess it depends on how well things are organized, and what they stock…I don’t like having to sift through a lot of things I’m not interested in to find what I’d like. I’m also klutzy and terrified of breaking things!
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I have to be in the right frame of mind to enjoy sorting through stuff. It’s definitely easier if it’s all well displayed. 🙂
And oh, yes, I know the feeling of being a bull in a china shop!
And congratulations, Trix! The random number gods have smiled upon you, and you should have an email from me in your inbox. 🙂
I like my stuff to be new…not into 2nd (or 3rd, 4th, 5th etc) hand stuff at all
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And the economy thanks you for it. 😉
Congrats on the new release! And thanks for the post.
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Congrats, and thanks for the post. this sounds like a great addition to an already good series. – Purple Reader,
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