Reviewed by Becca
TITLE: Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe
AUTHOR: Oleander Plume
PUBLISHER: Go Deeper Press
LENGTH: 568 pages
RELEASE DATE: July 21, 2017
BLURB:
For adults only:
***Horatio Slice is NOT dead.***
Gunner Wilkes knows a secret. Heartthrob rock star Horatio Slice is not dead. Sure, Gunner may turn heads with his big brain, good looks, and gym-built body, but his mind is on one thing only: returning his all-time favorite rocker and secret fanboy crush to Earth.
***Yes, there are VAMPIRE PIRATES***
Fame and stardom were starting to wear thin for Horatio Slice, but when he was sucked through a magical portal while on stage at Madison Square Garden into a jail cell in a strange dimension called Merona, his confusion quickly cleared upon meeting his sexy, dark-haired cellmate, a vampire pirate named Snake Vinter, who filled Horatio in about life in the universe, jumping from dimension to dimension, and craftily avoiding the wrath of gnarly-mask-wearing leather queen King Meridian—a guy nobody wants to cross.
***The metal ship is named Frances.***
And on Snake’s metal ship live eight identical blond Humerians, who proudly display their c***s and a**holes in carefully crafted trousers, as well as a wild assortment of untamable, man-hungry travelers and stowaways. But someone has hacked into Frances’ mainframe, demanding that Snake and crew deliver Horatio Slice to King Meridian, or feel his wrath.
All the zany magical comedy of Mel Brooks, an adventure not dissimilar to Indiana Jones meets Barbarella, and men, men, horny men, of all shapes and sizes, Horatio Slice, Guitar Slayer of the Universe is wild, fun, pornographic fiction for anyone who loves the masculine, the feminine, and all identities in between. Even more so, it’s for cravers—for aficionados—of big, hard, pounding c**k, and anyone who can handle laughs that won’t stop coming.
REVIEW:
Well if you ever wanted to know what a script for a porno looks like, this is your book lol. Full of orgies, bukkake, multiple orgasms, train sex, you name it. All while being space pirates, raiding, looting and running from bad guys and all sorts of creatures who would eat you in many different ways. And the dialogue is snarky and funny and sometimes so sweet and sappy it makes your teeth hurt. This book was a trip for sure.
Gunner knows a secret. Guitarist Horatio Slice isn’t really dead. After watching video after video, he’s figured out that Horatio was transported somewhere. So he spends two years of his schooling collecting things he could and creating a program to open a portal to bring Horatio back home, where he belongs. When Horatio comes through, Gunner gets his first surprise. He’s naked. And hung. The next surprise comes in the form of a vampire, Snake, who followed. And Snake brings bad news. They have to run and now. Gunner enters a whole new world as he gets his cherry popped in a 3 way, meets 8 beings that are sex on legs that show him how to have a good time and soon travel all over dimensions meeting crazy ass beings that do crazy ass things. And trying to keep Horatio safe from some psycho who wants him, while during all this, having more sex and orgies than seem humanly possible. But them again, Gunner and Horatio are the only humans and everyone puts their libidos in overdrive.
This is one hell of a cast of characters. Gunner and Horatio have kinda fallen for each other, but screw everything that looks at them sideways. Snake, has to have Sugar like no other, but they have orgies as well. And their crew seems to grow by leaps and bounds. All of whom join the orgy party in one way or another. There are 7 more like Sugar, some kind of humanoid, who walk around in pants with their cock and balls and asses hanging out. (talk about crotchless pants) They end up with 3 Vixens who are smart as whips and basically create just about anything. They vibrate when horny. Almost like a purr. There’s werewolves who are cute as can be with both male and female parts so the can reproduce. And those are the good guys. I honestly don’t know how to describe these guys much more lol. They are all beautiful. The main cast of characters anyway. They encounter those that aren’t. They all have sex like every other breath. Even when on adventures, they stop to make quickies lol. They are snarky and fun loving though. Each has their own distinctive personalities. Some are more feminine. But each brings their own fun. The comments traded back and forth are always good for a laugh.
Definitely an interesting read lol. They put a whole new meaning to the Kama sutra. Lol. And a whole new meaning to orgies. Happy reading!
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