Reviewed by Elizabetta

TITLE: An Onanist’s Journey to Reclaiming His Seed

AUTHOR: K.A. Merikan

PUBLISHER: Acerbi&Villani ltd

LENGTH: 44 pages

BLURB:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a young man in want of a wife, might fall prey to the heinous sin of self-pollution.

Benjamin Snowley is trapped in a most distressing predicament. He’d been feeling poorly and after having recently recovered from influenza, with his eyesight worsening, he knows that the fault for his declining health lays in a vice he wouldn’t dare mention in polite conversation.

Onanism, self-pollution, masturbation. All names for the same sinful affliction.

Benjamin refuses to be dragged down into an early grave by unnatural urges. When he finds out about a doctor who came up with a new, experimental method of treating his illness, he jumps at the opportunity.

Benjamin Snowley is determined to get better even if the treatment is highly unorthodox and involves an inappropriate proposition for a young stableman.

REVIEW:

Oh, Benjamin. Benji, you innocent, gullible one, you.

Ben just can’t keep his hands out of his pants. He’s losing his vim and vigor and his eyesight is failing. He fears that all the fapping is not only draining his valuable seed but his life’s essence as well.

He. Can’t. Stop. Himself!!

What’s a fellow to do?

He gets some very unorthodox help from a shifty ‘doctor’ who offers a very unorthodox treatment. Let’s just say, Ben needs to ‘take in’ as much seed as he emits. Then it’ll be all’s well that ends well. (Ha!) I love how Ben goes about finding his ‘donor’.

These two writers, Kat and Agnes (K.A.), are obviously having bucket-loads of fun offering up these titillating tidbits of turpitude. Their research into Regency era misconceptions about human physiology and sex via a found text gave inspiration:

“(…) the seminal fluid (…) has so much influence on the strength of the body…that physicians (…) have unanimously admitted, that the loss of one ounce of it, enfeebles more than forty ounces of blood.”

While Ben is forever tumescent, his story is a little thin on substance. Another quibble… there’s a quick ending that’s not quite an ending. Well, for the reader anyway. (ahem) More points if this had been more fleshed out. (stop me now)

Really, though, it’s well done for what it is, and hot fun. (3.5 – 4 stars)

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