THE UC PECKERS WORLD
Welcome to the world of Undercover Peckers. Where love is instant the moment you find your mate. Where there’s only one true pecker for every man. Where the sex is so hot it will singe your tailfeathers. Where bird watching is both a recreation and a preoccupation—that usually leads to feathers flying. Let Simon and his avian shifter mate
Jay lead you through this world of sinful and ridiculous exploration.
Do you like light hearted silly love stories? Do you like to laugh? Roll your eyes at the ridiculous? Than the pecker series is for you. This series isn’t just funny, it’s puny. I mean you have Jay Azure, a blue jay shifter, handing out tickets for Jay walking, a dancing cockatoo in Cockstrut and a thief who is a masked booby. The silliness continues in Tufted and Tatted. Scott is a pot-smoking surfer who due to an accident has no short-term memory. Atticus aka Atty after years held in captivity is paranoid. Put the two together and there is bound to be shenanigans. Tufted and Tatted is also the first book in the series not to be co-written with Sam. Life sometimes gets in the way of fun and after a year of shelfing the series, I took it out, dusted it off and submitted this newest story. Seeing as T&T is only the 4th book in a 25 book series, I’m sure you’ll see Sam again, but for now you’re stuck with me. Hope you’ll join me for this flight of fancy.
Freed from the Australian zoo where he was the subject of forced breeding experiments, Atticus makes his way to the tufted puffin grounds in California, only to find he may not be free after all. Atty is a loner, but he doesn’t want to fight the pull of a flighty surfer who gives his inked skin a pleasant, uncontrollable itch.
Scott has the sun on his face, the waves beneath him, and gratitude for every second of life he gets to embrace. Then Atty appears, and it’s like the universe has tuned his meditation bell to the perfect frequency.
The Tiki Pro surfing competition in Florida is calling to Scott, and Atty agrees to make sure Scott gets there safely. A cross-country road trip in the Hunny Wagon seems like a perfect way to live in the present and get tantric all at the same time.
But they aren’t making this trek alone.
ABOUT JACQUES N. HOFF
My father told me all about the birds and the bees. The liar. I went steady with a woodpecker until I was twenty-one. I now travel the world in search of the hottest pecker—in tandem with my best friend Simon Spoonwell and his blue jay partner Jay Azure. What you read here is all true. Well, at least in the world of UCPeckers it is. Wherever you see peckers, you may just find me there.
Jacques N. Hoff is the brainchild of SJD Peterson and SA McAuley. Two authors who shouldn’t be allowed to interact with each other (at least in public). It was either co-write hot pecker porn or plot world domination. It’s not clear which outcome will take the forefront on any given day.
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