Hello, all! Thanks so much for joining me here for another stop on the Thick & Thin blog tour, celebrating the release of the 8th book in the THIRDS series. We asked Destructive Delta to give us five of their pet peeves. This should be interesting.
- People who try to eat in my car. Don’t even think about it, buddy.
- When Felid Therians sneak up on you with their ninja-like steps and scare the life out of you.
- When people pee on the toilet seat or outside the urinal. Aim and shoot, fellas. It ain’t that hard.
- People who talk through the entire movie at a movie theater. You are cruisin’ for a bruisin’.
- Ash Keeler. Because, duh.
- Drivers who don’t use their turn signal. Your car has two, let’s use them.
- When your boyfriend tries to convince you that battered deep fried vegetables are still considered healthy eating. You’re cute, but you try to deep fry my broccoli again and you’re sleeping on the couch.
- Wobbly tables. I always carry a screw driver with me.
- When you haven’t had nearly enough coffee and your best friend is arguing with your boyfriend about waffles.
- People who fly off the handle at sales clerks or restaurant staff. Sure, that person might be having a bad day, or they might just be an asshat.
- Everyone else except Cael.
- People who put their cellphone on speaker to have a conversation. No one wants to hear your nonsense. They don’t want to hear your music either. Don’t be a douche.
- People who use up the toilet paper and don’t replace the roll. Seriously? It’s not that hard.
- When your chocolate chip cookie has like, two chocolate chips.
- Soggy cereal. Gross.
- People who drinking from the milk carton. I mean, come on. Other people have to drink that milk too.
- When a certain someone tries to eat my snacks. I swear if he takes one more cookie, he’s losing that hand.
- Sale price stickers that are super sticky and will only come off in a thousand pieces. I really don’t want to have to become a chemist in order to remove said sticker.
- People who take up two parking spaces. If your car is that precious, maybe you should leave it at home.
- People who litter, especially when there’s a trashcan right there. I will make you pick it up.
- People who put their feet out of car windows. That’s now what the window is for you heathen. Didn’t your parent teach you any manners.
- People with no manners.
- Unnecessary movie remakes. It’s a classic for a reason. Let’s keep it that way.
- People who drive way below the speed limit. If I can walk faster than you’re driving, you need to get out of my way.
- People who change the station in the BearCat. I’m the driver. I choose the station. You sit and look pretty. I don’t care that your boyfriend is the Team Leader. Wear your seatbelt.
- People who are careless with other people’s vehicles in parking lots. There are shopping cart drop offs for a reason. Use them. The lines painted on the ground are for you to park in between. Not on, not across. In. Between. Don’t use your foot to kick open your door if there’s a car—or a tactical vehicle—parked right there. You’ll only have yourself to blame.
- People who eat your food. Take one more French fry and I will seriously hurt you.
- When your computer restarts for no apparent reason. It’s okay. It’s not like I was working on anything important.
- People who text and drive. Keep it up and I’ll be seeing you soon.
- Those plastic cases that electronic stuff comes in that you need a jackhammer or a saw to open. You’re sealing headphones, not the bubonic plague!
- People who turn the light on when you’re asleep. You have two seconds to turn it back off before your forfeit your life to me.
- People who are always late. They have this nifty little thing now called “clocks”. I highly recommend them.
- When someone uses something form your medical bag and doesn’t replace it. I will find you.
- Being pinched. Do it, and I will end you.
- People who say they’re not hungry and then pick off your plate. Get your own damn food.
- People who constantly interrupt and take over a conversation. It’s okay, it’s not like I was talking or anything. Please, proceed. You’re obviously far more important. Would you like to see my Taser?
- When someone drops gummy bears into the grenade launcher. Do it again, and kiss that cute little booty good bye.
- Bars where the music is too loud. I want to have a drink and chat, not get my eardrums blown out.
ABOUT THE BOOK
Genre: Paranormal Gay Romance, Shifters
Published: Feb 1st, 2017
Publisher: Dreamspinner Press
Cover Artist: L.C. Chase
In a matter of days, Dex has been kidnapped, tortured, killed, revived, become half-Therian, offered the chance to become a spy, and accepted a proposal to marry his jaguar Therian boyfriend, Sloane Brodie. It’s been a lot to take in, and although Dex is still trying to wrap his head around everything that’s happened, he knows he has to move forward. After the events of Smoke & Mirrors, Dex and Sloane find themselves in one of the most frightening situations of all: revealing the truth to their Destructive Delta family. When the dust settles, nothing will ever be the same, and it’s up to Dex to prove that in the face of change, the one thing that will always remain the same is family.
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Charlie Cochet is an author by day and artist by night. Always quick to succumb to the whispers of her wayward muse, no star is out of reach when following her passion. From adventurous agents and sexy shifters, to society gentlemen and hardboiled detectives, there’s bound to be plenty of mischief for her heroes to find themselves in, and plenty of romance, too!
Currently residing in Central Florida, Charlie is at the beck and call of a rascally Doxiepoo bent on world domination. When she isn’t writing, she can usually be found reading, drawing, or watching movies. She runs on coffee, thrives on music, and loves to hear from readers.